Horcrux

He loves Horcrux dearly

But can't for his life
Consume anymore, clearly
For it brings him strife
Pre-hangovers and bad-taste galore

Despite his wish to drink some more
Perhaps ordering such a volume of 24 bottles

Was a mistake and he shouldn't have bothered?

Ney, it was surely a worthwhile feat

As long as he mixes and doesn't drink it neat.