Why The Pope's Bollox, I hear you ask? Well, to put it bluntly, it's a crass portmanteau inspired by various phrases, including, but not limited to The Dog's Bollocks, Do bears shit in the woods? and Is the Pope a Catholic? Of course you could also interpret it as inferring that the Pope IS bollocks, but that would be merely a happy coincidence. As for the misspelling of Bollocks? That's just a loada bollox: much like everything else on this blog.