Cheesy Single

Cheesy single
On a plate
Is this wise?
Or a mistake
The texture's odd
The flavour's off.

A mallet on the pallet
And a doubt in the brain:
Why am I eating this cheese,
Again?

Whilst it may be the general consensus that cheesy singles (a.ka. slices of reconstituted cheese) are a substandard format of cheese, the author, personally, has a lot of time for the runny orange delights.

Toasty

Man returns
Home to flat
To toasty make
To make him fat
For cheese and bread
Are oh so good
And mixed with butter
Who on Earth
Would not consume
Such a meal
Free of legume
To hunger chase
From one's rented room?

Clearly, the toasty of which man speaks, is paramount to his existence, and the fortitude of the existence of bread and cheese is a blessing beyond comprehension.