An Online Affair (AKA Halo without Jlo)

Man plays Halo
Not one-on-one Highground
But an online match
In which deaths
Abound.
For try as he might
Despite all his might
He still can't quite
Go positive on his KD
Stats.

When Jlo Arrives

When Jlo Arrives
All madness will start
Out come the guns, the drinks and the cards
From dawn until dusk
The madness commences
And all through the night
The insanity intenses
When the rays of the sun
Rise in the morn from the East
What they shall alight
Will be something else, to say the least

Halo With Jlo

Halo with Jlo
It's out of control
Halo with Jlo
In a league of its own
Halo with Jlo
The anger is rising
Halo with Jlo
The results are surprising
And when Jlo wins
All joy will break out
But be warned if if he's beaten
You risk being eaten.

This highlights the dangers of defeating your enemies; whilst you may feel a sense of security in your victory, your downfall is always just around the corner.