Shoes

When I get the blues

I put on my shoes

I go out on the town

And I go bust some moves

When I blow a fuse

I put on my shoes

I go for a walk

And it helps me to muse

When I have to choose

I put on my shoes

I get in the car

And I go for a cruise

When I'm looking for clues

I put on my shoes

I dress up as Sherlock

And go make the news

When my football team lose

I don't give a crap

I go back to bed

And I take a long nap

Clearly, the author holds shoes in high-esteem and seeks help from their footwear in times of personal struggle. This close relationship seems not to hold true for the final stanza, however, whereby the author 'don't [sic] give a crap' and finds resolution in 'a long nap.'