The Pope's Bollox

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He, T he Sun observed Did vilipend The hot, pregnant Rays of Summer; Came to early, left, too late. Fucking wasps.

5.5 litres Plus coffees and teas And now it's a Fosters But he's only peed 4, maybe 5 times To his recollection How is his bod...

His schedule A mess He trys his very Best To leave the house. But Despite his best efforts He'a incapable of leaving And finds hi...

At 10:30 he rises, Shines he does not, As down the stairs he dresses Upon hearing a knock. The postman? It must be, But his brow drops ...

In bed he lies About to close his eyes But by-and-by He must try To write a verse That sort of rhymes; 'cause like it or not He...

Forget the toast It's beans on roast Beans on pasta Beans, the most Universal haricot Open the can: They're good to go. Corby...